Con sonido! 🔈🔉🔊
The face of a woman regretting the music lessons.
This is fairly close to the relationship I had with my mom.
i love those little moments where her face lights up because the joy of the joke far outweighs how sick of it she is. like the moment with the star wars music? *chef’s kiss*
They are both clearly having SO much fun, I love this
Absolutely livid that every work of fiction under the sun depicts "losing your humanity" as something inherently bad and morally wrong.
"I'm not human anymore and that makes me automatically evil and bad in every way possible and now you have to kill me for the plot" Yeah sure thing buddy get bent.
"I'm not human anymore and it's okay because I don't need to be a human in order to be capable of giving and receiving love, and you know what? I think I'm better this way." Oh sweetheart I understand completely and I love you so much. Come here you kind beautiful inhuman little thing
Why are pole dancers usually mostly naked (and why am I usually not)?
I get this question from both directions, depending on how familiar people are with pole. In truth, I prefer the chrome for dancing, but silicone is better for videos.
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because i’ve thinking about ocs i’ve made for rpgs and how some hit just right and others i’m done with once i’m finished with the game/series now i’m curious about which series/game has your favorite oc.
which game/series does your favorite oc come from?
commander shepard/pathfinder ryder (mass effect trilogy/mass effect: andromeda)
the grey warden/hawke/the inquisitor (dragon age)
v (cyberpunk 2077)
tav/durge (baldur’s gate 3)
the lone wanderer/courier 6/sole survivor (fallout series)
dragonborn (skyrim)
de sardet (greedfall)
the deputy/captain of security (far cry 5/far cry new dawn)
other (answers in tags)/see results
See Results
Evil lich:
Enter my evil tomb! It is the root of fear! The the orgin of terror! The home of phobia!
Hero:
Okay you CANNOT call it that
Evil lich:
I can do whatever I want Richard, you're just scared of change! A... metamorphobe? No, a transphobe!
Hero:
You're just doing this on purpose now
Evil lich:
With this power I will be able to destroy the God Xenog and take his place. I call it... XenogEnder!
Hero:
I'm never going on an adventure again
Evil lich:
You've decimated my Home of Phobia. No matter; I still have my research base. It is named after its lead scientist, Alexander Wight, who rescued me from the lava pits after the last time you defeated me.
It is my Wight Saviour Complex!
Hero:
Surely. You must know.
Henchman:
I've been trying to tell him!
Evil Lich:
Well, you may of defeated my armies! But you will not survive my ultimate laser spell! I cast
RAY-SCHISM
Hero:
I refuse to die by the fucking racism beam thanks
evil lich:
with my ascent to power, i shall form a new religion based on the brother of cain! i shall call it...
ABELISM!
hero:
listen man, we need to have a talk about your naming habits
Your childhood favorite character and your current favorite character are trying to kill each other, who lives?
My childhood favorite character
My current favorite character
See Results1. Yes they have to fight, 2. Tell me who’s fighting who in the tags! (I’ll add the most ridiculous combos in a reblog)
Hey y'all! I know you love drawing references over here, so I wanted to show you a preview of a set that one of my Patrons requested.
If you like this stuff and are able to, please consider supporting me via Patreon (where you can find the extended photo set, including shots from cover and up a tree), or dropping a few quid over on Kofi. It means the world to me, and helps me keep going with my archery shenanigans!
And as always, please tag me in your art if you're comfortable to! I love to see it ❤️
@blumineck genuine curious question: can you describe a situation in which an archer would consider drawing from behind their head to be the right move strategically or tactically? I mean other than just styling on your fellow archers or Impressing Someone, which it’s clear it would be ideal for 😂
Sure! This move is called a Jarmakee, and it has 2 main purposes:
1) Shooting backwards, specifically when you can't afford to turn your whole body (like while riding a horse). It lets you get a full draw length while still keeping your hips facing the way you're moving (see the 2nd picture)
2) Shooting downwards (e.g. From castle walls or horseback again). It allows you to hit a strong draw without needing to tilt your entire body to avoid the string.
It's also a much more effective alternative to the standard 'sideways shot' for shooting over low cover without exposing your whole body: the bow can be horizontal to allow the limbs to move freely, but you can draw much further back than if the string is under your arm.
Hope that helps!
woke up today and realized that tumblr entirely killed fuck ya life bing bong so here ya go again
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